I suffer from Eatealousy
23 Apr 2011 No Comments
in Slightly Insane Tags: Squidge, Turning 40
As I approach 40 with what can only be described as kicking, screaming, sulking and complaining (aka reverting to toddlerhood) I am also discovering that I am, um, quite odd.
Two days ago, as I was walking home with Squidge, I smelled something utterly awesome coming from the flat next door to ours. Their dinner smelled downright please can I have some, YUMMY. This was when I first realised that I may suffer from Eatealousy.
Obviously I am also DEEPLY scientific (snort) to have come up with so genius as name as this.
Eatealousy: To smell someone else’s food and crave it more than you do your own, to the point of possibly being arrested for stalking or harrassment. Caution: May result in divorce.
Eatealousy also presents itself in restaurants when you realise that you want to eat the food that your partner ordered more than you do your own. Sadly, as this condition has not yet been acknowledged by the medical community as the crippling ailment it truly is, your partner (or neighbour) may not take kindly to your stabbing your fork into their food along with lip smacking noises and drool.
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