Out of the mouth of babes…

On Friday morning I was running around the house like a blue-arsed fly, trying to get all my ducks in a row before I went to meet up with other mums in the park. This whole “juggle a full time workload with a school holiday” thing is rather tough. I am so tired I may need a holiday off on my own when Squidge goes back to school. Am SUCH a lightweight…

ANYWAY

I am pootling this way and beetling that when I suddenly realise that I’ve failed to call my poor father in two weeks. “Shit,” I say, believing it to be a barely heard mutter. I should know by now that I am incapable of anything quiet. I was born without volume control…

Squidge looks up at me in horror.

Mummy!” she says, “Did you just say ‘shit‘?”

I look at her guiltily.

She shakes her head and says, “Daddy is supposed to say that, not you.”

 

I am NOT kidding…

I laughed so hard I sneezed.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. hannamay
    Aug 24, 2011 @ 03:46:16

    haha…I laugh out loud when i read this post..:):0
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  2. Rhian
    Aug 15, 2011 @ 11:35:54

    That’s brilliant. I told Harry off for saying it once, and his reply was “But Daddy says…”