Living with Alison DuBois
16 Sep 2011 No Comments
Ever seen Medium? If you like sci-fi/urban fantasy stuff watch it. If you don’t, don’t.
For those of you who have no clue what Medium is, or who Alison DuBois may be, allow me to explain. She is a (wait for it) medium (no, kidding!) who wakes up pretty much every night, screaming. Her poor husband is usually jolted awake by her panting, heaving, sweating, shouting and (as mentioned before) screaming. None of this has anything to do with sex. It’s her vivid dreams of the dead.
oh, wait, it may have something to do with sex after childbirth after all…
ANYWAY so last night I pulled an Alison on The Husband. There he was, happily snuggled beneath (most) of the duvet, snuffling contentedly when I woke him up by grabbing his chest violently.
In my defence I was half asleep.
I had this dream, you see, where I was at a lunch with a bunch of friends from South Africa. A very, very vivid dream where I found myself telling TeePot (she knows who she is) that The Husband had left me for a Karen Gillen look-alike. I was rather upset in the dream. It was so real that I sat up in horror and, well, grabbed my husband and ordered him to, “never leave me you asshat“.
Not exactly the way most men like to be woken up but The Husband appeared to take quite well….
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